8/20/2024: Connor, the Stellar Outdoor Life Coach who REALLY stresses the Outdoors.

Every day, I prompt AI Art with just my name to see what it thinks I am. Then, write up why I feel it came to its conclusion.

8/20/2024: Connor, the Stellar Outdoor Life Coach who REALLY stresses the Outdoors. 

Kevin Wikse


Connor, formerly known as Kevin Wikse before his transcendence into the holy ranks of outdoor life coaching, is the kind of man who genuinely believes the universe is conspiring to help you—if only you'd step outside and let it. He's got that wild-eyed glint, a cross between a shaman and a drill sergeant, convinced that your salvation lies in the dirt under your fingernails and the sunburn on the back of your neck. The indoors? That’s just a fancy name for a coffin—four walls suffocating your potential like an airtight tomb.


When Connor speaks, it’s like he’s channeling the voice of the cosmos, and the message is clear: get outside, or get out of the way. He’s the kind of guy who’ll drag you out of your house by your ankles if you so much as mention central air conditioning. Floors? Ceilings? These are constructs designed to enslave the spirit, shackles that bind you to a life of mediocrity. Connor doesn’t just want you to live outdoors—he wants you to become the outdoors. To merge with the wilderness until the very idea of a roof makes your skin crawl.


He preaches the gospel of the Great Outdoors with the fervor of a man who’s seen the light—or maybe just spent a little too much time alone in the mountains. He’ll tell you that your potential is as vast as the sky, but only if you’re willing to spread your wings without the constraints of drywall and carpets. To reach your highest potential, you need room to grow—room that no man-made structure can provide. The galaxy itself is your playground, and anything less is a self-imposed prison.


And here’s the kicker: if you don’t see yourself needing that Herculean expanse, if you think you can evolve within the cozy confines of your living room, then in Connor’s eyes, you’ve already failed. You’ve acquiesced to the mundane, surrendered to the status quo like a sad little houseplant content with its pot. For Connor, it’s all or nothing. You either embrace the wild expanse of the universe as your true home, or you might as well resign yourself to a life of stagnant decay—boxed in and boxed up, a walking corpse with a remote in one hand and a frozen dinner in the other.

-Kevin Wikse


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